sumireba:

I swear, this gif was like made for this post.  (*≧▽≦)ノ

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tinaturnip:

sneakymonster:

you are the dancing queen, young and sweet only seventeen.

that is a raccoon

tinaturnip:

sneakymonster:

you are the dancing queen, young and sweet only seventeen.

that is a raccoon

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roidyraw:

As soon as I learned Nicki Minaj voiced Sugilite, I had to

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peaceloveandbrittana:

toddlers are essentially just drunk college kids

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barebackinq:

Me: Mom I don’t think I am getting any better, I still feel sick…

Mom:image

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Q
My boyfriend & I usually have sex on the floor behind his bed so when you walk in you can only see the bed. And we were having sex one day & I was on top and his mom walks in and she can't see him but she can see me with my shirt on, and she's asking me where he is and I'm sitting on his dick & he's on the bottom trying not to laugh and moving around to make me make faces. And we were talking for like 15 minutes while I was sitting on his dick and having pleasant talk with his mom. NEVER AGAIN.
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livelify:

mattsmithpaw:

mattsmithpaw:

iM LAUGHING LIKE A MANIAC MY RAT JUST WENT INSIDE MY BROTHER’S TOY CAR AND SAT IN THE FRONT SEAT

image

AM I SUPPOSE TO LAUGH AT THE RAT OR THE DOG

SEND HELP

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keyblade-maester:

shvnyyy-e:

zwamboobs:

blazepress:

Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

Sick

what the fuck

The gays are pissed.

keyblade-maester:

shvnyyy-e:

zwamboobs:

blazepress:

Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

Sick

what the fuck

The gays are pissed.

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